10 Thanksgiving Jokes

01. The Turkey and the Football

Every year on Thanksgiving, my family watches football while the turkey is cooking. One year, we were so into the game that we forgot about the turkey. When we finally remembered, it was burnt to a crisp. We had to order pizza for dinner that year.

02. The Tofurkey Disaster

My sister is a vegetarian, so we always make a tofurkey for her on Thanksgiving. One year, we accidentally used a real turkey instead of the tofurkey. My sister was horrified when she found out, but she said it tasted surprisingly good.

03. The Gravy Spill

One year, my dad was in charge of making the gravy for Thanksgiving dinner. He accidentally spilled the gravy all over the floor, and the dog came running over to lick it up. We ended up having to make more gravy, but it was worth it to see the dog's happy face.

04. The Overcooked Rolls

My mom is famous for her homemade rolls, but one year she left them in the oven for too long. They were so hard that we couldn't even cut them with a knife. We ended up using them as hockey pucks.

05. The Leftover Fiasco

After Thanksgiving dinner, we always have a ton of leftovers. One year, my little brother decided to make a "turkey sandwich" with everything from the dinner table. It was a monstrosity of mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and gravy. He loved it, but the rest of us were too scared to try it.

06. The Family Football Game

Every year, my family plays a game of touch football after Thanksgiving dinner. One year, my grandma joined in and ended up scoring the winning touchdown. We all cheered for her, but then she ran over and smacked us on the butts with her cane.

07. The Burnt Pumpkin Pie

My aunt is the queen of pumpkin pies, but one year she left it in the oven for too long. It was so burnt that we couldn't even cut into it. My uncle suggested we use it as a doorstop, and we all laughed until we cried.

08. The Grateful Turkey

My little cousin once asked my aunt if the turkey was grateful that we were eating it. My aunt replied, "Well, I don't think the turkey is grateful, but I am!"

09. The Family Feud

Thanksgiving is always a time for family, but sometimes it can lead to a family feud. One year, my uncle and aunt got into a heated argument over the best way to cook a turkey. It ended with my aunt storming out of the house and my uncle eating his turkey in silence.

10. The Thankful Toast

Before we eat, my family always goes around the table and says what we're thankful for. One year, my little brother said he was thankful for *Fortnite. We all laughed, but secretly agreed with him.

*Fortnite is an online video game. (Yes, I know you know that)