10 Mom Jokes

01. Mom's Driving Skills

My mom is the worst driver I've ever met. She's so bad that I once saw her get lost in our own neighborhood. She had to ask for directions from a guy who was walking his dog.

02. Mom's Cooking

My mom's cooking skills are legendary. She once made a lasagna that was so bad, we used it as a doorstop. I swear, that thing was indestructible.

03. Mom's Advice

My mom always gives me advice, whether I want it or not. She once told me to "dress for the job you want, not the job you have." So I went to work dressed as a superhero.

04. Mom's Fashion Sense

My mom's fashion sense is unique, to say the least. She once wore a fanny pack to a fancy restaurant and said, "It's the new trend, everyone's wearing them." I think she's stuck in the 90s.

05. Mom's Jokes

My mom's jokes are so bad, they're good. She once told me, "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!" I groaned, but secretly laughed.

06. Mom's Technology Skills

My mom is a disaster when it comes to technology. She once asked me how to turn on the TV, even though she's had the same TV for years.

07. Mom's Guilt Trips

My mom is a master of guilt trips. She once said, "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed" after I forgot to do the dishes. I felt like I had let down the entire family.

08. Mom's Shopping Habits

My mom loves to shop, but she's always trying to find the best deal. She once bought a shirt that was two sizes too small because it was on clearance. She said, "It'll fit someday!"

09. Mom's Dancing

My mom loves to dance, but she has no rhythm. She once tried to do the cha-cha at a family wedding and ended up doing some sort of hybrid dance move that looked like she was having a seizure.

10. Mom's Love

Despite all her quirks, my mom is the best. She loves us unconditionally and always puts our needs before her own. Thanks, Mom, for being you.