01. The Secret of a Happy Marriage
A wife asks her husband, "What's the secret of a happy marriage?" The husband replies, "I don't know, I'm still trying to figure it out."
02. The Birthday Present
A man asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 100 in a few seconds." He bought her a bathroom scale.
03. The Silent Treatment
A couple was giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the husband realized he needed his wife's help. He wrote on a piece of paper, "Can you please help me wake up at 7am tomorrow?" The next morning, he woke up to find a note that said, "It's 7am. Wake up."
04. The Argument
A husband and wife were arguing. The wife yelled, "I'm sick of you always playing video games!" The husband replied, "It's not my fault. You're the one who bought me the Xbox for Christmas."
05. The Valentine's Day Gift
A man asked his wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day. She said, "Just surprise me." So he got her a puppy.
06. The Anniversary Dinner
A couple went out for their anniversary dinner. The husband asked the wife, "What's your favorite restaurant?" She replied, "Anywhere that doesn't serve leftovers."
07. The Proposal
A man proposed to his girlfriend by saying, "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber." She said yes, but only because she thought it was funny.
08. The Social Media Post
A husband posted a picture of himself and his wife on social media with the caption, "My better half." His wife commented, "Which half? The top or the bottom?"
09. The Marriage Counselor
A couple went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor asked, "What seems to be the problem?" The wife replied, "He's always talking in his sleep." The husband said, "I'm not the one who talks in my sleep. She's the one who listens."
10. The Long Marriage
A man asked his grandparents how they managed to stay married for so long. His grandfather replied, "We never go to bed angry." His grandmother added, "We just stay up and fight all night."
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